The Captain’s Headache

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The Pirate Code of Conduct:

1. Every crew member has the right to participate in decision-making on major issues, even if it’s just about ‘acquiring’ some fresh food or alcoholic beverages.
2. Every crew member must come to the ship’s deck in the prearranged order, so that in addition to receiving a share of the spoils, they can also obtain a new set of clothes.
3. No one on board is allowed to gamble with dice or cards for money.
4. Lights must be turned off at 8 PM. Anyone who wishes to continue drinking must do so on the deck.
5. Every crew member must keep their pistols, sabers, and cannons clean and in good condition.
6. Women and children are strictly prohibited from living on the ship.
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7. It is strictly forbidden to develop any feelings for the captain that go beyond respect.
8. Even secret crushes are not allowed.

“Hello, my name is Miguel, the man who is about to become your man.”
“Has the deck been scrubbed?”
“No.”
“Go scrub it.”
“…Oh.”

This is the story of a scum crew member who secretly (or not-so-secretly) falls for the scum pirate captain.

Trigger Warnings
① Beware! There’s a scum Gong in here! 1V1 route!
② …Actually, it’s not that bad!

Tags: Strong Leads, One True Pairing, Love-Hate Relationship, Lighthearted