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Chapter 1 – The 1 That Got Away
by Salted Fish — On a most ordinary morning, Chu Yin was awakened by a chubby orange cat plopping its butt on his face. He turned his head reflexively, burying his face into the man beside him, nuzzling against him as he rasped, "Wei Lai, go feed the cat." Wei Lai, eyes still closed, scratched his butt and mumbled, "It's your turn today. I'm sleeping in." "But today is my..." Chu Yin had been about to say it was his birthday, but after a pause, he nudged Wei Lai instead. "Do you know what day it is today?" Wei Lai,…
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Chapter 33 – The Original Crybaby Ancestor
by Salted Fish — Ren Zha's legs dangled in mid-air as he felt himself about to be thrown out. He screamed at the top of his lungs, "Help! Help! Fuck, call security! Get this thing out of here! I don't know him!!!" This was such a good show—it would be a shame to stop it. But since they were colleagues after all, the onlookers felt they had to step in when things got serious. Just as a few men were about to intervene and separate the two, another roar of a motorcycle engine erupted from the distance. Boss Lian…
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Chapter 65 – The Foundation of Lust and Ferocity
by Salted Fish — Wei Lai thought about it and realized it was indeed true. He sighed dramatically and said, "When would I have time to look for one? The cat at home gets fatter and more domineering by the day—can't leave her alone. Needs petting, needs her litter scooped, needs baths, needs feeding. The moment the master gets in the mood, she drags out the cat teaser, meowing annoyingly for playtime. Tell me, could you refuse the sweet, coquettish demands of a cat master?" Yan Yunshui: "We get it, you have a cat.…
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Chapter 12 – A Marriage Made in Gay Heaven
by Salted Fish — The little orange cat wasn't seriously hurt, just starving. After drinking some milk, it curled up in the carrier and fell fast asleep. The two grown men huddled close, their heads pressed together as they whispered by the carrier. Chu Yin cupped his face in his hands. "So cute!" Wei Lai said, "It's a girl. Let's call her Angelina OrunjuAn attempt to mimic a Western sounding name based on the English word "orange". How's that?" Chu Yin snorted. "So tacky. Have you been reading too many…
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Chapter 44 – Missing Crybaby Notice
by Salted Fish — When an emergency strikes, talking to Qian Tianyi feels like being devoured by ten thousand ants. Wei Lai felt that if he exchanged a few more words with Qian Tianyi, he'd go prematurely bald from stress. So he stopped asking further and rushed to the city center with Long Dongqiang at top speed. Qian Tianyi sat on the ground, listlessly waving his hand. "Hi—" The entire way there, Wei Lai's mind was plagued by worst-case scenarios—Chu Yin getting hit by a car, Chu Yin getting kidnapped. Seeing…
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Chapter 76 – Wiping the Crybaby’s Hands
by Salted Fish — Wei Lai's first thought was that Chen Meixian had done something to Yao Chaowu. After mulling over it for five minutes, he frowned and typed, "What's wrong with you?" Yao Chaowu replied instantly, "Do you remember that insane sasaengA Korean term for an excessively obsessive fan who engages in extreme, intrusive, and even illegal behavior that invades the privacy of a celebrity, such as stalking or breaking into their home. fan from before?!" About a year ago, Yao Chaowu had been tormented by a…
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Chapter 23 – The Magical Immortal Wei Lai
by Salted Fish — Wei Lai swung his car keys as he stepped out, laughing shamelessly without a shred of guilt. He said to the camera, "He must be furious. I'm not going to comfort him—if anyone's doing the comforting, it'll have to be him coming to me." Wei Lai first went to a pharmacy and pretended to buy some stomach-stimulating medicine, then called Chu Yin. Chu Yin answered instantly, furious: "Madam Wei, what do you want?!" Wei Lai chuckled. "Oh ho! Full of energy, I see. Did you manage to take a…
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Chapter 55 – Lin Daiyu Crybaby
by Salted Fish — After returning from Australia, the atmosphere between Chu Yin and Wei Lai became somewhat strange. Wei Lai still lived at Chu Yin's place. He would prepare breakfast for Chu Yin in the morning, then take Orunju out for a walk while buying groceries. He'd come back at noon to cook, chatting about this and that with Chu Yin over meals. After washing the dishes, he'd go out to play mahjong. Dinner was usually handled by Chu Yin himself because Wei Lai always came home so late that Chu Yin would already…
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Chapter 87 – The Crybaby’s Wild Dance
by Salted Fish — Wei Lai swallowed hard but didn't let this number cloud his judgment. His head throbbed faintly, a constant reminder that his brain was sick. This illness might kill him. At this juncture, any promise would be scum behavior. Wei Lai wrapped his arms around Chu Yin's waist, his eyes reddening as he choked out, "…Let me think about it. I… I've never seriously dated a boyfriend before." Chu Yin tugged Wei Lai along, saying, "Then let's go home. You can think while looking at me."…
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Chapter 10 – Furball
by Salted Fish — ————Six Years Later———— Early in the morning, Wei Lai applied a face mask and shuffled out of the bedroom in his slippers, making a 'slap-slap' sound as he walked. He saw Chu Yin crouching in front of the cat food bowl, hands resting obediently on his knees, tearfully watching Big Orange bury his head in the food—like a big, pitiful cat who couldn't get his share. Wei Lai peeled off the mask in shock. "What's wrong? What happened?" Chu Yin tilted his head and sniffled.…
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Chapter 1 – The 1 That Got Away

Chapter 33 – The Original Crybaby Ancestor

Chapter 65 – The Foundation of Lust and Ferocity

Chapter 12 – A Marriage Made in Gay Heaven

Chapter 44 – Missing Crybaby Notice

Chapter 76 – Wiping the Crybaby’s Hands

Chapter 23 – The Magical Immortal Wei Lai

Chapter 55 – Lin Daiyu Crybaby

Chapter 87 – The Crybaby’s Wild Dance

Chapter 10 – Furball

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