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Chapter 89 – Night Whimpers
by Salted Fish — ————Six Years Later———— Wei Lai opened his eyes, his ass aching faintly. Chu Yin was coiled beside him, gazing at him with teary eyes. Wei Lai: "...What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like I'm about to die?" Wei Lai looked somewhat haggard. After all, hemorrhoids made eating, sleeping, and even shitting difficult. Chu Yin shook his head, forcibly suppressing the questions surging in his heart. "Does it still hurt a lot?" Wei Lai said, "It's better now. Not…
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Chapter 68 – The Rebellious Crybaby
by Salted Fish — Since discovering that Chu Yin had some depressive tendencies, Wei Lai had been reluctant to let him engage with negative online comments. He took over Chu Yin's social media accounts, filtering out the negativity, and every night before bed, he would selectively read some heartfelt, uplifting comments to Chu Yin as bedtime stories. Thus, in the first layer of space, Chu Yin's phone was clean—aside from WeChat and Taobao, it only had a few games installed. However, in Chu Yin's private space,…
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Chapter 47 – Empress Wei Goes Bald
by Salted Fish — Wei Lai was lost in confusion. Six years ago by Lake MacDonnell, he and Chu Yin had indeed made that promise. The problem was, ever since they got together, they'd been celebrating every possible occasion—Hand-Holding Day, First Kiss Day, First Night Day, Mutual Hair-Dyeing Day, Peeing-in-the-Same-Urinal Day... The most exaggerated stretch had them celebrating five days in a single week. Later, as their relationship stabilized, Wei Lai, with zero guilt, started gaining weight and hadn't given…
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Chapter 79 – Heartbroken Madam
by Salted Fish — Yao Chaowu knelt on the ground, clutching his chest as if struggling to breathe, panting heavily, "Phone... call 120." Wei Lai wiped the cream from his eyelids, glanced at the door, then at Yao Chaowu. After a moment's hesitation, he said, "What's going on? Can you stand up? I'll take you to the hospital." "Can't get up." Yao Chaowu gritted his teeth. "Hurry up and call..." Wei Lai didn't think Yao Chaowu was exaggerating. On the contrary, he found it impressive that Yao Chaowu could still speak…
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Chapter 58 – Here He Comes Again
by Salted Fish — His memories of that day's "Happy Match-Up" recording aren't very clear. Chu Yin was good at remembering happy times—those unpleasant memories always faded quickly from his mind. There was only one thing Chu Yin remembered: he had an allergic reaction. Although Chu Yin despised Yao Chaowu, as long as Yao Chaowu didn't talk to Wei Lai, Chu Yin wouldn't be overwhelmed by jealousy. He could just barely tolerate standing on the same stage as him. While singing the theme song for Evil Never…
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Chapter 90 – The Crybaby Confrontation
by Salted Fish — There's a Chinese idiom called "hair standing on end in anger." Wei Lai had always thought it was just ancient people talking nonsense. However, against the light, he noticed that Chu Yin's soft hair was slowly standing up one strand at a time, as if a fluffy ball had been rubbed with static electricity. This was a serious problem. Wei Lai quickly reached out to smooth down the frizzed hair, even giving it a few extra pats for good measure. Chu Yin: "..." Wei Lai: "..." Chu Yin…
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Chapter 69 – Giant Crybaby Peeking Out
by Salted Fish — Shocking! Chu Yin had actually arranged everything so thoroughly behind the scenes! Wei Lai had never read trashy novels before. Never in his wildest dreams did he think the first one he'd ever read would be a fanfiction about him and Chu Yin. With a face like the old man squinting at his phone on the subwayA classic meme image in the Chinese internet. Easy to look up if you want, just search for "Old Man In Subway Looking At Mobile Phone.", he was sucked into the rot like an addict, reading chapter…
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Chapter 48 – The Tragic 0
by Salted Fish — After Chu Yin finished speaking, Yan Yunshui's expression turned somewhat strange, as if he wanted to say something but held back because of the crowd. A while later, Yan Yunshui took Chu Yin to a small private room to wash his hair and said, "You said Wei Lai was on the balcony calling his parents?" Chu Yin replied, "He hid to make the call. I just heard something about work being busy and not going home. It must've been his parents, right?" Yan Yunshui hesitated for a moment but couldn't…
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Chapter 80 – The Crybaby’s Sarcasm
by Salted Fish — Wei Lai returned home to find every room pitch black, exuding a dark and gloomy atmosphere. Chu Yin was afraid of the dark. No matter what, the house would never be in such a state where not a single light was on. It seemed Chu Yin hadn't come back yet. Refusing to give up, Wei Lai lowered his voice and called out sneakily, "Orunju? Meow meow?? Meow meow meow meow???" Silence. In the past, the moment he stepped inside, a cat would come trotting over with its tail held high and its chubby…
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Chapter 59 – Raising the Case Together
by Salted Fish — This twist was truly dramatic. The host improvised on the spot and quickly invited Wei Lai onto the stage. Wei Lai was holding a massive, glittering support sign, exuding an alluringly flirtatious aura as he walked toward the stage at a snail's pace, occasionally blowing kisses to the audience. Yao Chaowu felt as if something was stuck in his throat. The multicolored words on the support sign stabbed at his eyes, and his stomach burned with jealousy. He had long consoled himself with the thought…
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Chapter 89 – Night Whimpers

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