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Chapter 15 – Scheming Cat
by Salted Fish — This comment made passersby frequently glance their way. Chu Yin shrank his head, afraid of being recognized, quickly pulling up a high-definition photo of a penis covered in genital warts on his phone and shoving the screen right in Wei Lai's face. Wei Lai: "!!!!!!!!!!" Wei Lai, with his cleanliness obsession and intensified trypophobia, immediately felt goosebumps crawling all over his back. He covered his eyes and waved his hands frantically, "Take it away, take it away, get rid of it!" Chu Yin…
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Chapter 47 – Empress Wei Goes Bald
by Salted Fish — Wei Lai was lost in confusion. Six years ago by Lake MacDonnell, he and Chu Yin had indeed made that promise. The problem was, ever since they got together, they'd been celebrating every possible occasion—Hand-Holding Day, First Kiss Day, First Night Day, Mutual Hair-Dyeing Day, Peeing-in-the-Same-Urinal Day... The most exaggerated stretch had them celebrating five days in a single week. Later, as their relationship stabilized, Wei Lai, with zero guilt, started gaining weight and hadn't given…
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Chapter 79 – Heartbroken Madam
by Salted Fish — Yao Chaowu knelt on the ground, clutching his chest as if struggling to breathe, panting heavily, "Phone... call 120." Wei Lai wiped the cream from his eyelids, glanced at the door, then at Yao Chaowu. After a moment's hesitation, he said, "What's going on? Can you stand up? I'll take you to the hospital." "Can't get up." Yao Chaowu gritted his teeth. "Hurry up and call..." Wei Lai didn't think Yao Chaowu was exaggerating. On the contrary, he found it impressive that Yao Chaowu could still speak…
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Chapter 26 – The Great Wailing Crybaby
by Salted Fish — When Wei Lai regained consciousness, the first thing he saw was Chu Yin's face hovering above him, filled with scrutiny. His round eyes were wide open, as if studying whether Wei Lai was dead or not. Wei Lai, as if rising from his deathbed, sat up abruptly, but before he could catch his breath, he bent over in a fit of violent coughing. Chu Yin hurriedly poured a glass of water and eagerly brought it to Wei Lai's lips. "It's not hot. Drink." Staring at the concern in Chu Yin's eyes, Wei…
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Chapter 58 – Here He Comes Again
by Salted Fish — His memories of that day's "Happy Match-Up" recording aren't very clear. Chu Yin was good at remembering happy times—those unpleasant memories always faded quickly from his mind. There was only one thing Chu Yin remembered: he had an allergic reaction. Although Chu Yin despised Yao Chaowu, as long as Yao Chaowu didn't talk to Wei Lai, Chu Yin wouldn't be overwhelmed by jealousy. He could just barely tolerate standing on the same stage as him. While singing the theme song for Evil Never…
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Chapter 90 – The Crybaby Confrontation
by Salted Fish — There's a Chinese idiom called "hair standing on end in anger." Wei Lai had always thought it was just ancient people talking nonsense. However, against the light, he noticed that Chu Yin's soft hair was slowly standing up one strand at a time, as if a fluffy ball had been rubbed with static electricity. This was a serious problem. Wei Lai quickly reached out to smooth down the frizzed hair, even giving it a few extra pats for good measure. Chu Yin: "..." Wei Lai: "..." Chu Yin…
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Chapter 4 – Visiting the Set
by Salted Fish — Chu Yin joined the crew to film the drama. In the beginning, he looked forward every day to Wei Lai visiting Yao Chaowu on set. He would frequently glance in Yao Chaowu's direction, afraid of missing any chance to scold Wei Lai. However, Wei Lai never showed up, while Yao Chaowu's gaze toward Chu Yin grew increasingly strange. Yao Chaowu couldn't understand why Chu Yin often watched him with such eager anticipation and suspected he had ulterior motives. Yao Chaowu and Chu Yin were genuine…
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Chapter 37 – Milk-Drinking Crybaby
by Salted Fish — No matter what, Chu Yin still dragged Wei Lai into his weight-loss plan. Wei Lai didn't want Chu Yin to lose weight—not because he was worried about his snacks, but because Chu Yin's weight loss was simply too much of a hassle. The first victim was always Wei Lai himself. Chu Yin's weight loss journey was divided into three stages. The first stage was full of enthusiasm: he became a walking calorie calculator, effortlessly munching on leafy greens and plain boiled meat, his revolutionary…
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Chapter 69 – Giant Crybaby Peeking Out
by Salted Fish — Shocking! Chu Yin had actually arranged everything so thoroughly behind the scenes! Wei Lai had never read trashy novels before. Never in his wildest dreams did he think the first one he'd ever read would be a fanfiction about him and Chu Yin. With a face like the old man squinting at his phone on the subwayA classic meme image in the Chinese internet. Easy to look up if you want, just search for "Old Man In Subway Looking At Mobile Phone.", he was sucked into the rot like an addict, reading chapter…
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Chapter 16 – An Eeek That Pierces the Sky
by Salted Fish — Wei Lai's wild imagination had led him astray, and he was thoroughly pissed off. Slightly rising on his tiptoes, he forcefully pinned Chu Yin against the wall and demanded, "Are you doing this on purpose?" Chu Yin was doing it on purpose. He didn't want Wei Lai to hook up with someone else, especially not some random man, but he had no right to stop him. So, he resorted to scheming just to make things difficult for him. Torn inside, Chu Yin turned his head away without a word, his eyes welling up…
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Chapter 15 – Scheming Cat

Chapter 47 – Empress Wei Goes Bald

Chapter 79 – Heartbroken Madam

Chapter 26 – The Great Wailing Crybaby

Chapter 58 – Here He Comes Again

Chapter 90 – The Crybaby Confrontation

Chapter 4 – Visiting the Set

Chapter 37 – Milk-Drinking Crybaby

Chapter 69 – Giant Crybaby Peeking Out

Chapter 16 – An Eeek That Pierces the Sky

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