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The Captain’s Headache

by Salted Fish — The Pirate Code of Conduct: “Hello, my name is Miguel, the man who is about to become your man.” “Has the deck been scrubbed?” “No.” “Go scrub it.” “…Oh.” This is the story of a scum crew member who secretly (or not-so-secretly) falls for the scum pirate captain. Trigger Warnings ① Beware! There’s a scum Gong in here! 1V1 route! ② …Actually, it’s not…
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by Salted Fish — Chase? How to chase? Spread his legs, stretch out his arms, and swim in a breaststroke to catch up with the Wind Fury, which had long since disappeared? Or chop down trees, build a raft, and row his way to the legendary Land of Dusk? …By the time he finished chopping wood, Caesar would probably already be bored to death guarding some gate in the Land of Dawn. Having dreams and ambition is good, but when objective conditions don't allow it, all declarations are just hot air. You can't…
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by Salted Fish — What Caesar didn't know was that from the moment he gave the order to set sail, Miguel had been watching him—until he and the Wind Fury had completely disappeared from his line of sight. Miguel stood on the beach, pulling off his waterlogged riding boots. As if to accompany the sound of the seawater pouring out of the boots and returning to the sea, the Wind Fury's sails billowed in the distance. Miguel looked up. Even though the ship was now far away, he could still hear the sound of the wind filling…
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by Salted Fish — Miguel was exiled, and before dinner, Caesar organized a meeting with all the officers. The entire meeting proceeded as smoothly as any other. Caesar appeared to be the same Caesar as always—unflappable, not a single mistake or moment of distraction throughout the meeting. The officers of the Wind Fury exchanged silent glances, and for some reason, they all breathed a collective sigh of relief. The content of the meeting was kept entirely confidential. When Rick emerged from the meeting room, his…
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by Salted Fish — Caesar acted like a standard scumbag who abandoned his lover—he left right after finishing. The only remotely human thing he did before leaving was remembering to take Miguel down from the railing. Then, while the navigator was still weak and limp, he casually took out his handkerchief to wipe away the white, strange substance left inside him. At this moment, Miguel, in a very unromantic way, was reminded of the days when his younger brother was still a helpless child, squatting in the toilet and…
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by Salted Fish — Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. … Miguel felt that after living for over twenty years, he was about to end his short life. He hadn't had the chance to do many romantic things in his lifetime… But today, when Big Dog stared at him through the bars and invited this virgin to have a go, Miguel almost instinctively made a move without hesitation— He reached his pale hand through the gaps in the bars, grabbed the captain's collar, and pulled him closer. Then, their…
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by Salted Fish — "This is my empire, my power sweeps all, Yo—ho—ho— Who is singing the sailor's song? Yo—ho—ho— The mermaid's song echoes, Yo—ho—ho—" When it comes to things that are destined, Miguel could say with certainty that from the moment he first laid eyes on the Saint Monarch, he knew what destiny was—back then, he was still a young, inexperienced fisherman, led by the great Captain Big Dog to stand beneath that dark, ominous ship and gaze up at it. Miguel knew then that they…
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by Salted Fish — Caesar led the Wind Fury fleet through the thick smoke with ease. The Wind Fury seemed to have transformed into the most agile seabird rather than a massive three-masted galley warship, skimming swiftly over the sea's surface. Unaware that they had already been ensnared by the demon's hand, the British Navy, thinking the Black Sea Wolf's fleet was retreating, intensified their drumming and horn-blowing, closely pursuing them. Amid the artillery fire and the dense morning fog, even sunlight couldn't reveal…
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by Salted Fish — The sudden approach of a formal Royal Navy fleet caught the sailors aboard the Wind Fury off guard. The men's roars and the chaotic footsteps on the deck created a tumultuous scene. Without waiting for Caesar's orders, the gunners had already begun heaving the cannons out of their ports. Under the direction of the charge captains, the cannons were loaded, the sails were raised, and dozens of ships turned in unison, forming the most optimal formation for naval combat. The dark muzzles of the cannons…
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by Salted Fish — "I heard that you've been looking for us everywhere." Margarita still smiled as beautifully as ever, humming an unknown tune while absentmindedly braiding Margaret's hair into a neat plait. Caesar's sister remained just as Miguel had seen her last—sitting motionless in that armchair in the darkness, like a lifeless porcelain doll. "I found the Fountain of Youth," the man said matter-of-factly, his expression unreadable. Margarita's hands paused for a moment, and her singing ceased. "I told…
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