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The Captain’s Headache

by Salted Fish — The Pirate Code of Conduct: “Hello, my name is Miguel, the man who is about to become your man.” “Has the deck been scrubbed?” “No.” “Go scrub it.” “…Oh.” This is the story of a scum crew member who secretly (or not-so-secretly) falls for the scum pirate captain. Trigger Warnings ① Beware! There’s a scum Gong in here! 1V1 route! ② …Actually, it’s not…
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by Salted Fish — …Asshole. Miguel: "…I'm here to apply for the position of navigator." Caesar stopped his low conversation with Rick and raised his head impatiently, lifting one eyebrow. "And?" Miguel: "Why do I have to chop wood?" "Why? I'll tell you why, kid—because you're about to board a pirate ship," the man chuckled, shifting his neck to a more comfortable position as he lounged on his overly ornate chaise lounge stuffed with ostentatious velvet cushions. "And unfortunately, the captain of this…
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by Salted Fish — Bang—— Face first, sprawled out, Miguel was thrown into the dilapidated wooden boat. The moment he hit the deck, before the enemy pirates on board could react, he immediately struggled to his feet and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Big Dog! Save me, Big Dog!!!!!!——Caesar!!! You bastard, look down here!!! Hey—Captain!!!!!!" Boom—— Unfortunately, at the same time, a cannonball exploded not far from them, the spray and the blast drowning out his hysterical cries. With the sound of…
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by Salted Fish — "You actually tattooed such an important map on his ass—what if someone sees it!" The first mate of the Wind Fury widened his eyes and glared at his captain. Three seconds later, sensing something amiss from the captain's unperturbed expression, the red-haired first mate rearranged his facial features back to their proper positions, cleared his throat, and reluctantly said, "But it does seem like something you'd do." The captain let out a noncommittal hum, his long legs arrogantly propped up on his…
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by Salted Fish — Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. … Miguel felt that after living for over twenty years, he was about to end his short life. He hadn't had the chance to do many romantic things in his lifetime… But today, when Big Dog stared at him through the bars and invited this virgin to have a go, Miguel almost instinctively made a move without hesitation— He reached his pale hand through the gaps in the bars, grabbed the captain's collar, and pulled him closer. Then, their…
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by Salted Fish — Miguel was thrown face-first onto a single-masted ship—a vessel modified from a merchant ship, an ancient standard seafaring craft. Its mast hoisted a large quadrilateral sail, with a sturdy keel and hull planks, making it very durable and long-lasting. Most importantly, this ship had a carrying capacity of up to two hundred tons—perfect for transporting slaves captured after a battle. Miguel was roughly hauled onto the ship. The pirate who grabbed him tied him up like a zongzi and casually tossed…
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by Salted Fish — Realizing that he might have done something inappropriate, Caesar turned his head and pretended to gaze out the window at the scenery. "Absolutely no mistake, I knew it was you the moment I saw you lifting your skirt and showing off those thick legs," Rick said shrewdly. "I was wondering at the time why a dancer would have such muscular calves." Miguel: "…Dancers who perform leg dances all have strong legs." Rick didn't believe a single punctuation mark of it: "Bullshit." "Really," Miguel…
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by Salted Fish — Being compared to a fish, Caesar didn't get angry. A faint smile lingered on his lips as he casually glanced at the small fish swimming around in the wooden box. He then shifted his gaze away and spoke in a light, breezy tone, as gentle as a spring breeze, "My memory is better than you think, you perverted fisherman. For example, there was a time when you wanted to save a bucket of fresh water and a tattered second-hand bedsheet, so you tried to carry me back to the beach in the same position, leaving me…
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by Salted Fish — Caesar's expression shifted. He had originally thought he would have at least three days to convince the Wind Fury to leave, but this time he was gravely mistaken. Even though just a few hours ago, that massive sea creature should have finished its hunting and returned to the depths of the ocean, the unexpected intrusion of the Wind Fury had startled it—this damned sea monster, rather than being the guardian beast of the Land of Dawn, seemed more like a supervisor left behind by someone to oversee the…
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by Salted Fish — After the recruitment, the Wind Fury had three more days of docking time at Djerba Island. Thankfully, the Saint Monarch, captained by the troublemaking captain, didn't scare the new recruits out of their wits. This time, the Black Sea Wolf's fleet recruited a total of 132 crew members, including one navigator and two drummers. The quality of the remaining sailors varied, and they were picked up by other fleets that had come to join the fun. Although they were left with the scraps, these ship captains…
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