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The Captain’s Headache

by Salted Fish — The Pirate Code of Conduct: “Hello, my name is Miguel, the man who is about to become your man.” “Has the deck been scrubbed?” “No.” “Go scrub it.” “…Oh.” This is the story of a scum crew member who secretly (or not-so-secretly) falls for the scum pirate captain. Trigger Warnings ① Beware! There’s a scum Gong in here! 1V1 route! ② …Actually, it’s not…
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by Salted Fish — "So noisy, trash." A warm, rough hand reached out from behind and covered the Navigator's eyes. Miguel instinctively stumbled back a few steps, his back hitting a solid chest—before he could even feel touched, the hand on his face yanked him backward without mercy. The next second, Miguel fell backward, and Caesar, who had stepped aside just in time, watched as the startled Navigator face-planted hard onto the deck. Sitting on the ground, blinking in confusion, Miguel couldn't decide whether to…
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by Salted Fish — Everyone: "…" Now, it's clear that we have both good news and bad news in front of us. The good news is that this isn't a ghost—it's the captain's mother. The bad news is that the captain's mother was mistaken for a ghost, and everyone was wailing like wolves and ghosts. So now we can pick up our scattered dignity and analyze the situation once more. First, let's emphasize again: on the Wind Fury fleet, the sailors fear three things the most—Caesar, ghosts, and being broke. At the very…
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by Salted Fish — Caesar: "…Don't say something that pisses me off with such a nonchalant face, Margarita." Miguel: "Really? Thank you… Madam, I'll make sure to bully him properly." Caesar: "And don't you agree so readily either—I'll throw both of you overboard!" Margarita: "Actually, you can call me mother. I'm really happy to have gained a son out of the blue. Ah, an Easterner, how prestigious." Realizing he couldn't get a word in edgewise, Caesar finally understood how difficult it was for a normal…
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by Salted Fish — Wiping away her tears, the moonlight shone on Margarita's pale hand, where the water droplets instantly solidified into various shapes and sizes, falling like grains of rice before rolling into the corners of the room. Not far away, Caesar's younger sister still stared with hollow eyes. For a moment, Miguel almost thought he was mistaken—her eyelashes seemed to twitch. Miguel: "…" Big Dog, Earth is terrifying. I want to go back to Mars. At that moment, the beauty beside him turned her head,…
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by Salted Fish — The Wind Fury set sail from Algiers towards Spain, with their ultimate destination being the coastal city of Benidorm. Along the way, they passed countless unnamed, uninhabited islands—a scenario that, unsurprisingly, provided Caesar with the perfect natural conditions for carrying out punishments. Yes, on the very day Margarita left, at the crack of dawn, the Wind Fury conducted a public trial of their Charge Captain, Billy. Since the accused held a relatively high position within the fleet, all…
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by Salted Fish — Realizing that he might have done something inappropriate, Caesar turned his head and pretended to gaze out the window at the scenery. "Absolutely no mistake, I knew it was you the moment I saw you lifting your skirt and showing off those thick legs," Rick said shrewdly. "I was wondering at the time why a dancer would have such muscular calves." Miguel: "…Dancers who perform leg dances all have strong legs." Rick didn't believe a single punctuation mark of it: "Bullshit." "Really," Miguel…
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by Salted Fish — "Can you stop waving that damn fan of yours?" When the Spanish Royal Navy's warship finally docked at the pier, amidst the chaos of everyone disembarking, Caesar seized the opportunity to grab the dazed Miguel like a kitten and pull him aside. The captain asked with a dark expression. Hearing this, Miguel waved his little fan even more vigorously. He glanced around furtively, then suddenly ducked his head as if he had seen something. Like a spy, he whispered in a low voice, "Damn it, your dear…
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by Salted Fish — Even as the banquet began, Caesar was still brooding over the earlier interaction between the two idiots in the carriage who had declared "Friendship forever!" During the dance, he casually held onto Miguel's not-so-slender waist, swinging him around. The courtly dance steps were much more complicated than the haphazard dancing they had done in the tavern. When the man effortlessly spun the black-haired young man into a passive 360-degree turn, the long black hair flew through the air. With an…
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by Salted Fish — To everyone's surprise, the captain, who was squatting on the straw in the cell, was clearly in a bad mood, with his anti-mockery defenses fully activated. He sat there with a dark expression, not even bothering to spare a glance at his slave comrade—so Miguel, unwilling to be ignored, began to wander back and forth in front of Caesar, trying to make his presence known in various ways. Finally, on what must have been his twentieth pass in front of Caesar, a strong hand suddenly grabbed his ankle. With…
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