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    • Chapter 17

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      by Salted Fish — Once I stopped obsessing over the reasons and timing, "developing romantic feelings for Dan Ning" became remarkably easy to accept. After months of intimate contact, I'd already gained considerable understanding of his personality and worldview. I enjoyed his care, observed his interactions with others, even analyzed every message he'd left online—this individual had experienced and was still experiencing some unpleasant things, yet his attitude remained consistently positive. Whether judged by…
    • Chapter 169 – City of Lei Feng (Part 3)

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      by Salted Fish — At 23:17 Beijing time, a megaphone message of historic significance resounded through the wailing hellscape of Las Vegas— Rain Through the Woods: Little Lucky Charm, are you there? Your Uncle, crouching among the lifeboat piles, didn't see this message and continued drawing circles on the ground with a tiny stick. The other players, who had given up gambling to focus on complaining, noticed it immediately, their gossipy hearts instantly set ablaze. Six Immortals of Peach Valley: Whoa, what's going…
    • Chapter 4

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      by Salted Fish — My friend Qikeliyah, I knew you would understand that little game. Hacking the AI special envoy from the Department of Legal Affairs took less time than I expected. Before The Alliance catches on, we probably have one last safe exchange. To keep it short— I've had a long talk with Yog about his future. As I understood, he has no desire to return to his former way of existence. So, what needs to be done next is clear. I'll find a way to secure a legal identity for Yog—maybe even arrange a…
    • Chapter 176 – The Great (trash?) Ship Sets Sail (Part 2)

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      by Salted Fish — MengPing: "Mount Tai, how does it feel to be a Commander now..." Mount Tai: "Why don't you try it yourself?" MengPing: "..." Mount Tai: "But there are a lot of guilds I've never heard of before." Suave: "That's normal. After the game update..." Mount Tai: "Even though the accounts and guilds are unfamiliar, their playstyle... feels like veteran players returning to create new accounts." Demon Tamer: "What exactly are you trying to say..." Mount Tai: "I'm saying..." White Dragon Horse: "DRINK TILL…
    • Chapter 5

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      by Salted Fish — This is the last greeting, don't be so downcast, my friend. I've reviewed our previous correspondence—did I really reveal that much information? "Handsome appearance"—well, I did mention that; "hard to refuse him"—hmm… I really couldn't do anything about that look of his, could I? I admit I took note of his preferences—but why did you count my ability to describe the environment of that amoeba bar as "evidence"? Oh, wait—alright, I see it now, "highly focused attention when in close…
    • Chapter 154 – Vanilla Forest (Part 2)

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      by Salted Fish — The difference between humans and animals isn't that humans use tools or harness fire—it's that humans can lie. Scammers, then, are the pinnacle of this skill among humans. They possess extraordinary composure and effortless calm, and even if caught red-handed attempting suicide by train, they can smile faintly and tell you they were just doing push-ups on the tracks. Wandering Monk was clearly not a high-level scammer, hence his repeated denials, which even made 438 cringe on his behalf, reluctant to…
    • Chapter 200 – Mass Task Farming (Part 1)

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      by Salted Fish — With the Immortal Herb in hand, everything became simple. Crystals were everywhere—deploying 438, they collected enough for everyone with leftovers in under five minutes. Although obtaining Swan's Heart required competing with other players for swan kills, the 100% drop rate meant all ten were secured within an hour. Of course, there were inevitable clashes along the way— Carved in Bone has died. Everything Breaks: Our party only needs one more Immortal Herb. We've been farming here for two…
    • Chapter 155 – Vanilla Forest (Part 3)

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      by Salted Fish — As the two wandered around Spirit Valley for longer, they encountered more and more players, but without pets, everyone just glanced at each other before passing by. This was Vanilla Forest—those who came here were either after pets or materials. The savage PvP enthusiasts were all at Sky Arena ╮(╯_╰)╭ A few players seemed to recognize Moriarty and expressed surprise when they saw him partying up to farm pets— Passerby A: You're farming in a party? Moriarty: …… Passerby B: Are you…
    • Chapter 183 – The Legion Spirit Burns

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      by Salted Fish — Every player aboard the Perfect Storm could feel the deep-seated malice from the game designers. If Deputy Commander Birdy's all-around, no-blind-spot surveillance system were activated at this moment, it would reveal that all the teammates' turbulent thought processes were roughly the same— Step one, question: Hitting players earns points? Step two, consider: Bloody Sandstorm and Crimson Lotus Holy Fire have fundamentally different lethality, so why do Dragon Wonton and Ice on Fire both only earn 1…
    • Chapter 136 – Parchment Map

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      by Salted Fish — If Singles' Day was a carnival for single youths, then Valentine's Day was the tearful aftermath. The sorrow of single otakus lay in their inability to find either a lover or friends to spend Valentine's Day with, leaving them weeping alone in melancholy on this romantic day. The sorrow of single gaming otakus was that they wouldn't even think of finding someone—whether lover or friend—to spend Valentine's Day with, and when they saw the long-awaited in-game event finally start on their screens, they…
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