Chapter 16 – An Eeek That Pierces the Sky

Wei Lai’s wild imagination had led him astray, and he was thoroughly pissed off. Slightly rising on his tiptoes, he forcefully pinned Chu Yin against the wall and demanded, “Are you doing this on purpose?”

Chu Yin was doing it on purpose. He didn’t want Wei Lai to hook up with someone else, especially not some random man, but he had no right to stop him. So, he resorted to scheming just to make things difficult for him.

Torn inside, Chu Yin turned his head away without a word, his eyes welling up with tears.

Wei Lai gripped Chu Yin’s chin and forcibly turned his face back, saying, “Do you know what happened to the last guy who unzipped my pants?”

Chu Yin never expected Wei Lai to suddenly switch into domineering madam mode. He let out a whimper and, with tears in his eyes, retorted, “What happened? Old Madam Wei, don’t get so cocky—don’t think I didn’t see you standing on your tiptoes!”

Wei Lai extended his devilish claws: “Playing the victim won’t work! You think I’m some naive, easily fooled 1 who’d fall for tears? Watch this 0 bitch crush your balls!”

“HAHAHAHA—sniffle sniffle!” Chu Yin twisted and squirmed, laughing and crying at the same time. “What are you doing?! Don’t stick your hand in there!!! It’s freezing!!!”

Just as Wei Lai was executing the legendary Gay Community’s Lost Art of the Ball Crush, rapid footsteps and a woman’s shrill scream cut through the air.

“Found him, found him!!! It’s him!!! That damn faggot is right there!!!”

Chu Yin and Wei Lai both turned their heads to see, at the end of the dimly lit alley, five or six burly men wielding knives and clubs, their faces twisted with malice, panting heavily like wild beasts as they closed in.

Leading them was a middle-aged man gripping a wrist-thick wooden club, his expression cold and unyielding. Chu Yin could sense a bloodthirsty murderous intent radiating from him.

“Blood for blood, you little bastard!!!!!!!!”

“Ren Zha¹His name actually means “scumbag”, do you even have a heart? Still out here chasing men! You tricked my daughter, you bastard!!!”

Who the hell are these people? At first glance, they looked like butchers. Could they be extreme homophobes?

Wei Lai didn’t have time to think. He yanked Chu Yin by the belt and ran.

Chu Yin: “You go first! My zipper’s still down!”

Wei Lai tightened his grip on the belt: “Are you fucking kidding me?!”

Chu Yin: “I’m gonna fight them!”

“Fight my ass, call the cops!”

Under a streetlight, Yan Yunshui lightly punched the handsome guy beside him and said, “I’m a decent person—I’m not going into any dark alleys with you!”

As he turned his head, he caught sight of Chu Yin and Wei Lai, disheveled and panting, sprinting out of the alley. Yan Yunshui let out an exaggerated “Oh!” and clicked his tongue. “You two done already? Just settle things between yourselves—stop coming out here and stealing my men!”

Wei Lai waved frantically: “Call the police!!!”

Before he could finish, the burly men surged forward, surrounding them from both ends, all of them seething with fury, chanting, “Beat him to death! That bastard dares to sleep with men?! Damn faggots deserve to die!!!”

Yan Yunshui had only recently recovered from a stab wound to the kidney. Shopping was one thing, but running for his life was too much. He covered his mouth and shrieked, his lips trembling in terror. “What’s going on?! Everyone calm down!!! No fighting!”

Wei Lai: “…Who the hell are these ‘classmates’?! Yun Yun, snap the fuck out of it!”

Yan Yunshui: “Eeeeeek!!!!!!”

After his scream, Yan Yunshui twisted his waist, swayed his hips, and flailed his arms wildly as he charged into the fray. His hookup partner, surprisingly fierce, also lunged forward, and the two sides erupted into an all-out brawl.

Chu Yin yanked his belt back from Wei Lai’s grip, let out a whimper, and kicked one of the burly men flying, roaring, “I HATE YOU GUYS!!!”

Wei Lai: “…”

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  His name actually means “scumbag”