Chapter 36 – The Merciful and Kind Crybaby

Chu Yin had a body type prone to weight gain, so he used to be extremely disciplined. But after getting together with Wei Lai, he gained a lot of security and happiness, often eating half a bowl more when in a good mood. After nearly two years of eating and drinking freely with Wei Lai, he had almost stopped fussing about losing weight.

Wei Lai made a desperate plea: “Your fans have already accepted the fact that you’re even chubbier than Jay Chou. They’ve even said they’d still love you if you got as big as Liu Huan. Just don’t diet, okay?”

Chu Yin: “Nope. I’m dieting.”

Wei Lai: “Then don’t throw away my snacks.”

Chu Yin thought about how Wei Lai used to deliberately eat delicious food in front of him when he was dieting, even sending him pictures to tempt him when they weren’t together. It made him grind his teeth in frustration. “You’re just a stumbling block on my weight-loss journey.”

“And I’m not the only stumbling block in this house.” Wei Lai extended his wicked hand toward Orunju, patting its jiggly belly, which wobbled like jelly. “Why don’t you throw away Orunju’s snacks too? Look at her—these layers of fat… even pigs don’t eat as much as she does.”

“Shut up.” Chu Yin covered the cat’s ears with his hands. “Don’t say that in front of Big Orange.”

The orange cat blinked its round eyes and meowed sweetly: “Meow~”

Chu Yin cooed, “Don’t listen to his nonsense. Big Orange isn’t fat. Big Orange is just fluffy.”

Wei Lai flopped onto the couch in frustration. “Just spoil her rotten! A merciful 0 ruins cats!”