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[(Repost) Gold Spoon Research Lab / Expressing my personal opinion regarding the Great Rift Erosion incident.]

※ Warning: cross community post

Reposting a post from 3 years ago

A lot of people have probably already read it, but everyone should read it carefully again.

Hello. This is Gold Spoon Research Lab.

Today, I have brought an analysis of the Great Rift Erosion incident that occurred a month ago.

This post is based on subjective speculation, so please make your own judgment.

I won’t accept any counterarguments. Please create a new post.

Exactly 27 days ago from today, a Great Rift occurred centered around Seocho-gu, Seoul.

And fortunately, many people, including Awakeners Lee Hyunmook and Jeong Siyoung, and especially Awakener Yang Yohan, stopped a Great Rift for the first time in the world. Thanks to them, many people were able to survive. I would like to express my gratitude once again to everyone in Seocho-gu who worked hard that day.

The problem is the phenomenon that occurred afterward.

This colossal black sphere, which experts refer to as the ‘Great Rift Anomalous Erosion Phenomenon,’ engulfed the entirety of Seoul within a few hours. Fortunately, the erosion stopped just as it was about to reach Gyeonggi Province, and no casualties occurred. However, is this really nothing more than an unheard-of anomaly, just another form of erosion from a Great Rift?

First, I will gather the photos with the clearest possible quality and organize them according to the timeline.

(Photo of the purification field)

(Photo of a drone that fell and was destroyed)

(A blurry photo showing what appears to be a standoff between the Taeyang Team, Kim Jongseok, and several others in the distance between buildings)

(A blurry photo of Lee Hyunmook appearing to be sucked into a black sphere)

(A blurry photo of the Taeyang team entering the black sphere)

The most suspicious thing is this.

Were there only one or two drones filming the Great Rift and the Taeyang Team at the time?

It wasn’t just the reporters; but everyone who owned a drone launched theirs into the air.

However, just as Kim Jongseok appeared, dozens of drones in Seocho-gu all crashed.

If you just join any drone forum and look at the posts uploaded on that date, you will all know just how chaotic it was.

At that time, not only drones but also cell phones and the internet did not work properly.

Who on earth could commit such an act in our country?

It is clear that the government intentionally blocked the transmission.

People were talking about EMP and jamming, but that isn’t important in this post, so I’ll skip over it.

The important thing is that the Great Rift Erosion phenomenon occurred as soon as Kim Jongseok confronted the Taeyang Team.

Even a child would know that this is not a mere coincidence.

Above all, a huge number of witnesses came forward recently claiming to have been subjected to human experiments by the government.

But did this government really only conduct human experiments?

They must have also conducted experiments related to rifts.

I suspected that the government had done a lot of stupid things when the Great Rift first opened.

They probably thought about whether, if something happened and citizens were to get caught up in it, they just need to escape by helicopter, hide in bomb shelters, and receive protection from the Rift Management Bureau. Just like they actually did during the Great Rift.

Even now, there are a few politicians who insist that Lee Hyunmook caused all of this, along with idiots who fall for that propaganda.

But common sense dictates, how could one person do something like this?

First of all, Lee Hyunmook’s ability is lightning. I mean, it is not an ability like that black shadow.

It goes without saying that a high-level awakener can only possess one ability.

Let’s assume, for the sake of argument and assuming as they claim, that Lee Hyunmook single-handedly electrocuted and shot down all the drones.

Why would Lee Hyunmook do that?

What do Lee Hyunmook and the Taeyang Team gain from doing such a thing in front of the entire nation?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

(Isn’t it strange that the government went out of their way to collect all the drones? I wonder why they did that? Hahaha)

If people start accusing someone who charged alone into an unknown rift phenomenon without hesitation, then honestly I would want to leave the country too.

Above all, the most suspicious people here are Hwang Yeongcheol and Kim Jongseok.

As soon as what they had been doing was discovered, they disappeared.

They ran away because they didn’t want to go to prison.

Even now, people occasionally spot them living comfortably overseas, right? Haha, those bastards.

According to those who still have vague memories of when they fell into this erosion, the Taeyang Team continued rescue operations even from within.

Even though it must have been tough right after clearing the Great Rift and scary in front of the mysterious phenomenon, they bravely went in on their own accord to carry out the rescue.

If you have any conscience, let’s stop bullshitting the heroes who saved Seoul and Korea. Don’t forget that half of the Korean people owe their lives to them.

I ask you all once again.

Would a hero who has saved tens of thousands of citizens countless times do something like this?

Or is it, as they say, a strange phenomenon called Great Rift Anomalous Erosion?

Or could it be the work of a national agency that habitually engages in human experimentation and even contract killings?

(There were some guys claiming that it was something Hwang Yoeongcheol and the Minister of National Defense did alone, not the government, haha. Do you really think it is possible to carry out expensive tasks like human experiments or rift-related experiments, which require secret locations, without government support?)

Although purifiers have awakened, Great Rifts and rifts remain a serious crisis throughout the world.

The recovery of the national territory is still slow, and corruption is ceaseless.

Out of 8 billion people, not even a quarter remain alive.

Did only people die? Plants and animals have died as well. It is a massive global food crisis.

Especially in times like these, the survivors must band together and stand in solidarity.

Oh, I’ll just promote the fan community before I go.

<Taeyang Guild Official Fan Community> (Link)

We are also running a volunteer group to help corrupted victims become self-reliant, so we ask for your interest.

Thank you for reading this long post.

└Joined the fan community

└I’ll also promote Yang Yohan’s fan community. ‘Yang Yohan Official Community Cafe: BigFluffySheepYang’ (Link)

  └BigFluffySheepYang♡ So adorable, let’s make our Yohan light up the world

  └BigFluffySheepYang♡ The big sheep is munching away on corruption again today.

  └If it weren’t for the Awakeners Association, the Rift Management Bureau would probably still be running wild.

└LOL I seriously don’t know what they did to trigger such a goddamn rift.

  └I really hope Taeyang Team comes back to Korea soon ㅠㅠ I don’t need any national pride, I just need Taeyang Team.

└ I wish they would come back to Korea soon…

[Taeyang Guild Analysis]

※ Hyung Lee Hyunmook※

Undoubtedly the most famous person in South Korea

The guild leader of the Taeyang Guild

Team Leader of the Taeyang Team

If you don’t know this person, you must be spy? No? You just aren’t from Earth.

As a leader who brought his team members back safely even from that terrifying Abyss, he has an incredibly strong sense of responsibility.

He was a doctor even before awakening, of course he must be smart, lol. He’s tall and handsome, and as for… well, I just hope that part is big too. I’m not even jealous. Just take everything, sir…

Since three years ago, a lot of people have started bleaching their hair following Lee Hyunmook’s lead, but it doesn’t suit most of them.

Trait: He cherishes the youngest member of the team the most; he is a maknae (youngest member) lover.

※Second Hyung Lee Chanha※

Taeyang Team Deputy Team Leader

The type who is sharp and decisive no matter what they do

He would have been on the fast track to promotion if he had joined a normal company.

I wish he were my boss.

But he is the deputy team leader of the Taeyang Team.

He’s the second hyung who always goes around nagging his teammates but ends up getting stressed out all by himself lol.

Trait: He cherishes the youngest the most and is a maknae lover.

※Noona※

The discipline officer of the Taeyang Guild.

She’s a strict noona, so if you defy her, you’ll be dragged away and disciplined.

But she bickers with Yoon Seungryong every day.

They are seriously the epitome of siblings lol.

She seems to enjoy fishing and is often spotted at sea.

The 63cm black sea bream she caught last year is still being talked about in the fishing community.

Trait: She loves the youngest member the most.

※Third Hyung※

A mischievous hyung who likes to have fun.

Unlike the eldest or second hyung or noona, he is full of playfulness.

He likes to eat. He always has something in his mouth.

But maybe because he’s an awakener, he doesn’t gain weight. I’m seriously so jealous ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

He loves pork belly, so he grills and eat 10 pounds of meat by himself at a restaurant every day.

He plays with the youngest a lot.

Trait: Maknae lover.

※Dongsaeng (what you refer to a younger sibling as)※

He really loves games. He’s always glued to his console playing games.

Maybe it’s because he’s an awakener , but he plays through everything easily.

Maybe that’s why he doesn’t attempt official game records or tournaments. It’s only natural; he would crush beginners…

He always carry around a ㅈㄷㅇ ㅈㅅ character keyring, so he receives tons of gifts from the game company. (Probably The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Not sure)

His face is so pale that his features aren’t very visible under strong lighting.

He’s a bit short, but he has a model vibe.

Trait: Something about the maknae

※The Maknae※

Our BigFluffySheepYang♡

(Actually, he’s the second shortest on the team, but he’s still the BigFluffySheepYang♡)

★☆The Taeyang Guild’s Mascot☆★

★☆The beloved maknae of Taeyang Team☆★

Yang Yohan

Talent that Korea is truly glad to possess

The owner of the achievement of being the first to stop a Great Rift.

Since then, he has been traveling around the world successfully stopping Great Rifts.

Thanks to him, I drink a lethal dose of national pride every day.

Kind, gentle, and soft-hearted, you can tell just by the way he talks.

He’s handsome, kind, and even a purifier.

We must protect our glowing fluffy sheep.

└Who on earth calls someone a glowing sheep?

└How is this an analysis post? It’s a fan post. Just say you like Taeyang Team.

└Author: I like the Taeyang Team~~~~~~~~

└BigFluffySheepYang♡ So adorable, let’s make our Yohan light up the world

  └These guys are everywhere lol

  └Quiet down and just repeat after me

  └Yep, BigFluffySheepYang♡ the big sheep is munching away on corruption again today.

  └LOLol

  └BigFluffySheepYang ♡ protects the world, and we protect the BigFluffySheepYang♡

  └Just stop at the first verse lolololol

└Everyone in the Taeyang Team is handsome, pretty, and cute. Are awakeners always like this? ㅠㅠ

  └No, not really… (I am an awakener)

  └That can’t be (I am an awakener2)

  └If you were ugly before awakening, you’ll be ugly after awakening too. That’s my story. You just get stronger muscles and powers lol…

[Isn’t the purification field really pretty?]

Awakeners look awesome when they use their abilities.

I think purifiers are the best among them.

Low-level is cute, mid is cool, and high is just awesome.

I want to enter a purification field at least once ㅠㅠ

It is especially effective against infectious diseases caused by bacteria or viruses.

Ah, is the Taeyang Team returning to Korea yesterday?

└Damn it, that’s exactly what I’m saying, they’re ours, but they are traveling around the world instead

└But it benefits the country

└Benefits the country? Is that my problem? I’m scared another country might scout them every time they go abroad

└lol but it’s funny saying the country benefits. They do all the hard work and Korea gets the benefit..

They’re staying in Shanghai right now, it seems like it’s time to come back? It’s not even foreign currency earnings

└They’re currently staying in Shanghai, so it looks like they’ll return soon

└Should I be happy about this…? It means another Great Rift is going to open in our country soon…

└Don’t worry, they’ll block it this time too.

[But why is Yohan called John?]

Why do people abroad sometimes call Yohan “John”?

└Well… so… long ago Bible translations did something something, so in Korea it’s pronounced like that. Anyway what you saw was probably foreigners just using an English translation

└It’s similar to Mikael and Michael

└Jesus, Paul, David, Peter, Egypt also have differences like that

└Peter, must I walk on water for you to believe

└How much did Jude sell the Lord for

└The Book of Exodus

└Honestly the old Korean Bible names sound cooler and prettier

└But most people still write it phonetically. Even on Yang Yohan’s passport it’s written Yohan, not John

└How do you know what’s written on his passport

└Because my name is also Yohan…

└Why do you have the same name as Yohan? I’m reporting you to the Awakener Association

└Please spare me. I’ve had this precious name since birth ㅠ

└What are they going to do even if you report it lol

[I bought a sheep keyring]

It’s one of the sheep keyrings that Yohan carries around.

It was always sold out, but I barely managed to get one this time thanks to a friend.

Is it true that this tiny thing went up to a premium of 50,000 won?

It looks cute because it’s goofy.

└It’s so funny that the Japanese company that makes the sheep keyrings went bankrupt due to a Great Rift but has revived by making the sheep keyrings. I heard they took out a loan that went all out.

└The boss must have paid off all their loans by now lolololol

└Guys, please buy lots of the sheep keyrings made in Korea too. I heard the proceeds are used to help victims of the rift.

└Going to buy one

└I bought some too. I’m going to buy a few to give to my friends.

[Yang Yohan stole and ate my bread once lol]

(Photo of a memo that reads, “I’m sorry for eating your bread without permission ㅠㅠ I was so hungry… If this causes any problems, please make sure to contact Yang Yohan from the Taeyang Guild! I am truly sorry. Phone number xxx-xxxx-xxxx”)

(Photo of a broadcasting station access pass with the name covered)

I’m only saying this now, but Yang Yohan stole and ate my bread a long time ago lolololol

This was back when I worked as a junior writer at a broadcasting station.

A monster suddenly appeared so we evacuated, and they told me to come back to work that afternoon after they finished dealing with it, so I came right back lol f*ck

Everyone was already in chaos because a monster appeared, and on top of that, I was totally behind on work. I couldn’t even go home, so how could I possibly have the presence of mind to eat lunch?

So I opened the drawer to eat some bread, but,

(Photo of a bundle of bills)

The bread was nowhere to be found, just a bundle of bills worth over a million won!!!!

I was startled so I closed it for a moment, but when I looked again when no one was around, I saw a note.

I read it and it was a note left by Yang Yohan lol

I mean, just how hungry must he have been to steal my bread? It’s absurd, but also pitiful…

More importantly, it was 1,000,000 won.

How could I possibly get angry?

With this money, I ate meat out with my family for the first time in a really long time.

Hahahaha, the bundle of bills is still saved as a souvenir.

Ah, how am I supposed to spend the 1 million won I got from Yang Yohan? ㅠㅠ

└hahaha So in the end, he bought the meat with his own money, right?

└Bread thief Yohan

└Yohan is so cute. He must have been really hungry.

└Is this fake? Why would someone fighting monsters suddenly eat someone’s bread… But Yohan, do you want to buy my bread too? I can sell it for 100,000 won

└So, did you try contacting Yang Yohan to ask why he stole the bread?

  └Author: No, I’m too timid to do that. Instead, I bought a few boxes of bread in Yang Yohan’s name and sent them for the Taeyang Guild members to eat. I wonder if Yohan ate some too.

  └Haha

└Yohan, please steal my bread too ㅠㅠ If I could, I’d buy you the whole bakery.

└But that’s pitiful. Evacuating because a monster appeared, only to return to the office to work lol. It feels so much like my own situation, so I can relate and feel sorry for them.

└Damn, I evacuated, and when I came back, those thieving bastards didn’t just take the snacks from the break room, they even ransacked the drawers. ㅠㅠ I’m so jealous of someone who got a million won.

[!!!!!!!!!!Breaking News!!!!!!!!!! Taeyang Team Returns to Korea Next Month!]

Title says it all.

Finally!!!!!!!!

Will purification fields be deployed in our country too?

└Wow, please, you’re not lying, right?

└It’s an official announcement from the Taeyang Guild, so it’s not a lie.

└I’m running straight there as soon as the Great Rift opens this time.

└That escalated quickly lol. At least wait until the Great Rift closes before running there.

└I really should have gone last time when the purification field appeared. I’ll make up for it this time

└I really hope the Taeyang Team stays here as long as possibleㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ