I Picked Up a Dimension Traveler, What Should I Feed Him?
I, the greatest being and the balancer of the world, Dragon Ilyas. After 1,500 years, when I descended to the human realm, I picked up something curious. A human with mysterious black hair and black eyes!
“Chicken bones have to be spat out. If you eat them whole, you’ll get hurt. Come on, spit it out.”
“……”
“If you don’t spit it out, I’ll stick my hand in your mouth myself.”
The human I began to raise as a pet, Kwon Yul, was as fierce as a wild animal, but had a certain cuteness to him. So I took care of him diligently…
“I kept wanting to die ever since I got here.”
One day, Yul fell into an eternal sleep.
Unable to accept his death, I revived him, and in return, I thought I would fall into a long slumber…But somehow, I woke up after just one season.
And now I hear that my Yul wreaked havoc in the human realm?
That must have been because of the stress from the unfamiliar environment. So of course, it’s up to the great me to help. After all, I’m the only capable and brilliant being fit to stand alongside Yul, who became a hero!
So I disguised myself as a human and went to him, but my sweet, gentle Yul…
“When I see you again, I’ll crush you from the knees down to the ankles so you’ll never walk again.”
How am I supposed to respond when he says he wants to smash me to pieces?
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