WTCM 3. The cockroach that can’t be killed

Chen Tianxiang stood at the entrance of his building, his eyes narrowed with a cold gleam. He suddenly turned around, and a row of boxwoods began shaking. Behind them, a big guy was trying to hide but failed.

“Come out!” Chen Tianxiang was really pissed this time. He had no idea what this guy was up to, sneaking around and following him to his doorstep. He didn’t want the neighbors finding out about his sexuality.

Qi Haiyang poked his head out from behind a branch, grinning awkwardly. “Uh, I just wanted to talk… You wouldn’t give me your number earlier, and I thought it might be hard to get in touch later.”

Chen Tianxiang raised an eyebrow. “Get in touch? We’re not a good match. Why would we need to stay in touch?”

“I think we’re a good match… Hey, don’t go… listen to me…”

Qi Haiyang shamelessly chased after him, only to be a step too late, the door about to close on him. Seeing that Chen Tianxiang was ignoring him and heading up the stairs, he panicked and began banging on the door, shouting.

“Chen Tianxiang! I thought it over all the way here. If neither of us wants to, there’s still a compromise! Really!”

Chen Tianxiang’s temper flared. He was afraid this loudmouth was about to say something embarrassing, so he stomped back to the door, yanked it open, and grabbed him by the neck, pulling him into the small garden in the complex.

“Fart it out, then get lost!” Realizing this guy wouldn’t leave without finishing his sentence, he decided to let him talk. It was nearly midnight anyway, and with no one around in the garden, no one would overhear them.

“Ugh, no, I can’t. My farts are awful, and I don’t want to stink you out,” Qi Haiyang scratched his head and chuckled awkwardly, but when he saw Chen Tianxiang turning to leave with a dark face, he quickly grabbed his arm.

“Don’t go, I was just kidding. What I meant was, since neither of us wants to be the ‘top,’ next time we meet, we can just bring two dildos!”

Qi Haiyang thought he’d come up with a brilliant idea, but Chen Tianxiang was so pissed, he almost wanted to slap him into the flowerbed. He was looking for a partner to have sex with, not to use a dildo masturbate by himself. He could do that alone at home. What was the point of meeting up just to do that? Was Qi Haiyang a kid who needed someone to accompany him to the bathroom?

“Xiang-ge, the moment I saw you, I knew you were the one for me, really,” Qi Haiyang said, sounding completely sincere. The dim streetlight didn’t let him see his face clearly, so he leaned in, his nose almost touching Chen Tianxiang’s. “When you were sitting at the bar earlier, your profile was so straight and sharp! And then your face, even more amazing, looking as cool as James Bond. I was totally smitten at first sight, I swear!”

Chen Tianxiang thought, so you’re just a sucker for looks. Too bad we’re both bottoms. Doesn’t matter how much you fall for me, unless…

“Would you be willing to be 1 for me?”

Qi Haiyang frowned and pouted, looking troubled. “Well… can we take it slow and see if it works out? If we keep dating, we’ll definitely figure out who’s better suited to be the 1.”

It was obvious this guy was just stalling, probably hoping Chen Tianxiang would end up topping him. Chen Tianxiang had no patience left and pushed him away.

“Go back! Or I’ll call security!”

“Ge, ge!” Qi Haiyang was afraid he was going to leave again, so he rushed to grab his shoulder. But just as his hand touched it, Chen Tianxiang grabbed his arm, used his hip to throw him into a clean shoulder throw, and slammed him to the ground.

Chen Tianxiang smirked and glanced down at him, but then he noticed Qi Haiyang’s eyes were shining with excitement, reflecting the light. There was no sign of frustration, only pure joy.

Wait… does this guy not just like being a 0, but also an M? Chen Tianxiang felt a shiver run through him and quickly turned, walking away from the guy on the ground. He definitely wasn’t into those kinds of special preferences.

“Xiang-ge! I really admire you!” Qi Haiyang scrambled to his feet and waved at the person leaving. “It’s settled then! I’ll find you tomorrow!”

Chen Tianxiang’s mind screamed, What did we settle on?! But when he turned around, he saw the guy patting his butt, humming “I’m a Little Lamb,” swaying his shoulders with every step, and quickly disappearing into the distance.

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Chen Tianxiang stood by the entrance of the Black Cat Bar, counting the streetlights as they spun around for the fifth time. Was that idiot from yesterday here too? What if he starts bothering him again? He was worried that even if he met the right guy tonight, Qi Haiyang would mess it up… Wait, no, if there was a good guy, Qi Haiyang would definitely target him!

Suddenly, Chen Tianxiang had a realization and strode confidently toward the bar. How could he let Qi Haiyang’s annoying persistence stop him from coming here? He was a regular. If there were good men, he had the right to choose first!

But just as his hand reached for the glass door of the bar, he heard a cheerful shout from behind.

“Ge! You’ve been waiting long, huh?!”

Qi Haiyang came running over, holding a black plastic bag and flashing a big grin as he trotted along. The colorful neon lights hit his face, making it look as bright as a blooming flower.

Unfortunately, it was a chrysanthemum! Chen Tianxiang sighed loudly in his mind but kept a cold expression, throwing a sharp glare his way.

“Who’s waiting for you? Find someone else, don’t try to steal mine!”

He said this while pushing the door open to enter, but Qi Haiyang hurried after him, shouting all the way: “Xiang-ge! You’re already ditching me after one night? We had a deal!”

His shout successfully caught the attention of everyone in the bar. As they watched Chen Tianxiang’s face turn as dark as Judge Bao’s, they all secretly whispered to each other, thinking that he was being too picky. That guy was young, handsome, and his body was perfect. He could easily model clothes for a runway.

Immediately, two effeminate men stuck to Qi Haiyang, one grabbing his arm and the other wrapping his arm around his waist. “Hey, bro, don’t mind him. He’s just pretending to be high and mighty. Come have a drink with us…”

“Hey, let go, let go!” Qi Haiyang was covered in goosebumps, trying to shake them off but couldn’t. He finally managed to pull his arm free, only for one of the guys to grab the black plastic bag. The bag couldn’t handle the tug and popped open, spilling the contents onto the floor. The box inside tumbled out, and the items inside rolled away across the floor.

When the two effeminate men saw what fell out, they froze in shock, quickly letting go of him. The people nearby were first surprised, then burst into laughter. The ones further back stretched their necks to see what was so funny.

“Oh no, don’t run!” Qi Haiyang bent over to pick it up, but the marble floor was as slippery as a mirror, and the item rolled all the way to someone’s feet before finally stopping.

Hearing the laughter, Chen Tianxiang turned around, only to see a long, thick double-ended vibrating dildo lying on the floor, in the brightest, most eye-catching pastel pink!

“Haha, so that guy’s a 0 too… That’s a bit sad, huh? Two 0s can’t find a 1, so they have to use stuff like this to get off. Might as well come with me. I’ll take care of you with the real deal, guaranteed to make you scream with pleasure.”

The mocking laughter around him caught Chen Tianxiang’s attention. He glanced over to see Sun Yi, the guy he’d rejected before. Sun Yi was big, but the extra fat around his waist killed any interest Chen Tianxiang had.

“What are you talking about? Who’s pathetic?” Before Chen Tianxiang could retort, Qi Haiyang had already grabbed the double-ended vibrating dildo, charged forward, and grabbed Sun Yi by the collar. He casually turned on the vibrator and hovered it near Sun Yi’s face, the buzzing sound filling the air.

“Listen here! Xiang-ge is already mine. Anyone who tries to make a move on him…” Qi Haiyang glanced around, realizing there was nothing nearby he could use to assert dominance, so he twisted the double-ended dildo in his hand until it snapped into a 90-degree angle, then smirked cruelly. “This is what happens! I’ll break his little dick off!”

“I’ll break you first!” Chen Tianxiang grabbed Qi Haiyang from behind by the neck and pulled him out, furious and blurting out whatever came to his mind. “When did I become yours? Don’t you go soft as soon as you penetrate someone else?!”

“Ge, xiang ge, I’m sorry! I’m your man now, okay?” Qi Haiyang chuckled awkwardly, but despite being pulled backwards, he raised the still-vibrating double-ended dildo to wave at the bar crowd, acting like he was showing off his sweet relationship.

“I have nothing to do with him!” Chen Tianxiang saw that everyone in the bar was waving at them with looks of mock affection, and in his anger, he executed a quick shoulder throw, sending Qi Haiyang crashing to the ground before storming toward the door. He didn’t want to stay in this bar anymore. People would think he couldn’t find a partner and was so desperate he had to share a dildo with a 0 to get off. Damn it! His cool, icy-cold, handsome guy image was completely ruined by that idiot!